this planet sucks nothing works. the Volcanoes dont work like 1/10 of them work. the ocean is poorly lit. the dryers in public washrooms dont do shit. im sick of this place
I don’t even need to know the story behind this picture it just makes me very happy
obviously Dwayne rocker Johnston and miley citrus ended up wearing the same outfit to a show resulting in an awkward performance
I came in like a vitamin c dosage
The fall was not scripted, Anne actually slipped while filming, although she started laughing they kept with the scene. The director didn’t yell cut because she waved her hand a little (what looked like when she waved at Lily to keep talking) to signal that she wanted to keep filming the shot. The editor eventually chose this shot because he felt it fit Mia’s character a lot more than the scripted shots they had.
how did she not start crying after getting cunt punted that hard.
the internet is fucking incredible. i can keep up with current events and stay in contact with old friends at the click of a button. fascinating. i’ve been watching porn for seven hours.
clip from the brand new oreo commercial
so this has been on my dash for over a month and i just got the joke
It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty
or have things all over your face,
because what truly matters is
what’s inside you.
this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr
Saving family business.
The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.
That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc
satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent
satan seems like a pretty nice guy
This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”
I immediately thought of that anon I received last night. Also, reblogging this yet again
Additionally, the Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth strictly prohibit rape, child abuse, animal abuse, theft, harassment in open territories, and expressing unwanted opinions. Source
imagine if your entire life was a social experiment
That’d what it is isn’t it
this is a squirrel feeder and it’s possibly the best thing i’ve ever seen
- joins tumblr to pass time
- becomes a radical feminist