natasaromanoff:

say something im giving up on school

meetingyourmaker:

The Great Game (Jim’s POV)
Actual events on that pool encounter.

meetingyourmaker:

The Great Game (Jim’s POV)

Actual events on that pool encounter.

startraveller776:

huffingtonpost:

When did doing something ‘like a girl’ become an insult?

Watch the full Always commercial that seeks to answer this question.

The part that gets me is at the end of the commercial, when they ask one of the first ladies if she had a chance to do her demonstration of “running like a girl” over again, what would she do differently and she says, “I would run like myself.” I legit cried.

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

i would like to inform the non-supernatural fans that this is, in fact, a real unedited scene from a very serious show…

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

i would like to inform the non-supernatural fans that this is, in fact, a real unedited scene from a very serious show…

staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

jensenacklescuseme:

i really fucking miss Balthazar

snizzydoesit:

tiaroar:

kinghuevos:

klk-td:

The game all kids wanted

Whoever wanted Jumanji aint watch the movie. I’m good.

Lmfao

I got that bitch for Christmas one year and it STAYED in the plastic 

snizzydoesit:

tiaroar:

kinghuevos:

klk-td:

The game all kids wanted

Whoever wanted Jumanji aint watch the movie. I’m good.

Lmfao

I got that bitch for Christmas one year and it STAYED in the plastic 

A message from Anonymous
Shakespeare was queer? I thought he only had affairs with ladies. What dudes did he get it on with?
A reply from swanjolras

OH U SWEET SUMMER CHILD

so remember those sonnets, you know, about one hundred and twenty-six of them, the whole thing about “shall i compare thee to a summer’s day”

written to a hot male earl, dude

in 1640 some asshole named john literally had to change all the pronouns in those 126 sonnets because they were super fuckin queer and he was not comfy with how super fuckin queer they were

also, like, casual elizabethan bisexuality? christopher “they who love not tobacco and boys are fools” marlowe? the venetian “tit bridge”, where prostitutes were commanded by official decree to stand around topless to entice men who were bangin’ too many dudes, because there were so many gay men it was becoming a legitimate social problem?

welcome to the wonderful world of “literally everyone in the past was queer”, friend, enjoy your stay

Martin Freeman’s drinking game: Take a sip every time someone mentions Benedict Cumberbatch in your interviews

thatsthat24:

imherethephantom:

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

image

Best use of that gif

A message from Anonymous
hello! please please pleaseee would you be able to (if you know any) a list of balletlock/rugbyjohn fics anything like that?
A reply from johnlockfanficrecs

Of course, this is one of my favourite AUs! There are quite a few WIPs happening also that I’ll add once they’re complete. I can rec them separately if you’re willing to read WIPs, I just don’t. These are not all rugbyjohn but they are all balletlock. As always, this is an ongoing list and will be added to as new fics are discovered. [11 fics]

  • Act IV: Andante Grazioso by lemmonysnippets [AO3] 3.4k, teen “Yes, well. He is bored and stifled with his boring life and his boring duties and his useless mother,” Sherlock explained, turning to face the blue eyes that were staring straight at him. “So he dreams of freedom and adventure in the form of a swan. And they dance together.”
  • After the Dance by constellationqueen [AO31.6k, explicitSherlock is a rising ballet star, working hard to get past auditions. John is his rugby captain boyfriend. Things get interesting when Sherlock wants to experiment.
  • Aplomb by FivePips [AO348k, mature - John Watson is a new physiotherapist for the Royal Ballet and Sherlock Holmes is a Principal Dancer. Aplomb refers to stability of the position.
  • Am I Yours? by textsandscones [AO31.6k, mature Sherlock and John finally accept how much they’ve come to mean to one another, while helping each other weather the storms of school society.
  • Pas de Deux by prettysailorsoldier [AO312k, matureWhen Sherlock gets banished to the Year 13 corridor, he finds himself with a new locker neighbor: John Watson, the enigmatic captain of the rugby team whom the teachers love and girls swoon at the sight of, but Sherlock isn’t charmed. Not in the slightest.
  • His First Bow by TheTalentedMrHolmes [AO31.5k, explicitSherlock’s just finished his first professional performance, but his high is sobered by his suspiciously absent boyfriend.
  • Studio 4 by JohnlockTheDoctor [AO33.2k, explicit - John’s the rugby captain and Sherlock likes ballet. An unusual friendship that gets them sprawled out on a studio floor.
  • Luminous by beautifullyheeled [AO3526, general - Sherlock never properly shines until he has his other half, his partner, his conductor of light.
  • Many Things by iamaqualady [AO3499, general - Watson’s bringing his girl to practice, or, at least, that’s what the boys think.
  • Ballet and Baths by kittensandcake [AO32.1k, teen - Sherlock gets soaked in a downpour as he comes back from ballet practice, and his good doctor has to take care of him.
  • Grand Jeté by therunawaypen [AO3] 735, general - Ballet is always something John admired, though it was never something he had been allowed to do. But watching his niece at her ballet lesson brings a new opportunity when John meets the dance school’s owner, one Sherlock Holmes.

frostbackscat:

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.

sherlollymouse:

feminismisahatemovement:

Every Women’s Magazine Ever.

"One woman tried to go it alone and fell off a cliff"

sherlollymouse:

feminismisahatemovement:

Every Women’s Magazine Ever.

"One woman tried to go it alone and fell off a cliff"